Language problems.

In Verdun, Peter and I bought tickets for a museum while Anne and Cathy went to the loo. I explained to the attendant (in French) that his two Australian wives would be along shortly, and would he send them upstairs. He appeared confused.

Votre femme Australien 1

Votre femme Australien 2

Then in Briancon, we decided to have a haircut. Peter rehearsed what he had to say then I added, "moi aussi, avec the comb" pointing to the No.2 cutter comb. well, they got my instructions right, then ...

applied the same instructions to peter. Voila! Un Pierre novelle.