In the absence of any contenders for the limerick competition, Peter has been driven to put up another
offering:
A likely young lad from Reims
Took a gorgeous Czech lass to a dance.
A ruckus occurred.
A loud snap was heard
and the elastic fell out of her pants.
or
A very old man from Reims
One day met the girl of his dreims.
When asked to go out
She replied with a shout
"You are coming apart at the seims."
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ReplyDeleteA little known lawyer from loo
ReplyDeletewas appalled at what he had to do
but he travelled to France
was given a lance
and then made a very good stew